Our Favorite T-Shirts

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T-Shirts have always been an easy way to make a funny statement, from the "I'm with Stupid -->" shirts to the "Jesus Saves" (with Jesus as a goalie) shirts. There are a lot of funny ones out there, so we'll try to pass along some of our favorites here.

What Wouldn't Jesus Do You even have a chance to make a religious statement with a 'What Wouldn't Jesus Do' tshirt.
God Makes Me Wet Sometimes, whether it's rainy season or not, God simply gets you wet. If you feel it's true, why not let the world know?
Where's my Hose at? You might chose to make a romantic statement with your 'Where's My Hose At' tshirt,
I Hope I Don't Black Out It seems likely that most of us have experienced this state at least once in our lives. Why not memorialize it with a tshirt. After all This IS Awesome!
Sex- Do it for the Kids or your 'Sex- Do it for the Kids' tshirt.
Boring NASCAR Show your opinion on NASCAR (that it truly IS BORING.)
He Loves The Cock It's not only in The Castro where people love the cock. After all, 1 in 10 people are homosexual. So if 9 out of 10 of your friends are straight....
Practice Safe Lunch. Use a Condiment. Spread the message about practicing safe lunch, because the life you save may be your own.
Suck All You Want, I'll Make More Not sure that anyone can put it more direct than this.
I Drink In Moderation This one's a companion to the blackout shirt, just in case you'd rather be a bit more subtle about your drinking habits.
WWJD For A Klondike Bar Sometimes tshirts pose a philosophical question, such as this one. After all, what WOULD Jesus do for a klondike bar?

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