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Things Never To Say To A Woman After You've Just Made Love:
  1. What do I do now -- I've never "used" anyone before!

  2. The night's still young! Let's pick up some guys!

  3. Let's cuddle like Robert Chambers.

  4. And now...violence.

  5. Stick with me, home girl -- you ain't fucked till you've fucked in a crack lab.

  6. Be careful when you slip on your shoes -- I can't find the condom.

  7. Look at the bright side. It's important to learn from our mistakes.

  8. Do you have any sisters like you?

  9. Mind if I masturbate? We might salvage this yet.

  10. I shouldn't have bought condoms at Toys "R" Us.

  11. I can save you up to 40 percent on your insurance needs.

  12. Hey, hey! The tattoo parlor's open till three o'clock!

  13. I have a headache -- have you checked your vagina for radon?

  14. It's been great to be here in [name of city]. You've been a wonderful audience.

  15. The horror...the horror...

  16. That reminds me -- it's my turn to get the bait.

  17. The bad news: I tested positive. The good news: I've got a smashing design for my segment of the AIDS quilt!

  18. "Uhnnnnnngh," or "Uhhhnnnnnggggghhhh"? The editors of Penthouse are sticklers for detail.

  19. Guess I'm not monogamous after all!

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