- Why are all Dumb Blonde jokes one liners?
- So men can understand them.
- Why is a psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
- When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
- What did God say after He created man?
- "I can do better than this."
- How do men define a "50-50" relationship?
- We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.
- What's the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
- Put the remote control between his toes.
- How do men excercise at the beach?
- By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
- How are men like noodles?
- They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
- Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
- When the crew gets lost in space at least the women will ask for directions.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
If you are certain of the authorship of any of these,
email us the author's name
along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the
author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.