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Santa's Dilemma |
A beautiful innocent (?!? - ^v^) young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."
The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, please stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." Santa begins to sweat.
The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."
Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go, gotta get the resents to the children, you know."
Santa wipes his brow.
She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay....."
Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gottastay, Gotta stay, Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way !!!"
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