How to Properly Cook a Turkey

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Here's a recipe for cooking turkey that I discovered two Thanksgivings ago:

clean a 12 lb. turkey
lightly oil the skin
salt and pepper as desired
place in cooking tray and cover
set in oven at 325 degrees

bring partner to orgasm 6-7 times

...and the turkey's ready.

I assume that most folks wouldn't stand on ceremony, neither waiting for Thanksgiving nor bothering with the turkey.

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