Here's a recipe for cooking turkey that I discovered two
Thanksgivings ago:
clean a 12 lb. turkey
lightly oil the skin
salt and pepper as desired
place in cooking tray and cover
set in oven at 325 degrees
bring partner to orgasm 6-7 times
...and the turkey's ready.
I assume that most folks wouldn't stand on ceremony, neither
waiting for Thanksgiving nor bothering with the turkey.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.