Santa's Top Ten Pick-Up Lines

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10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

9. Care to see my twelve inch elf?

8. I've got something special in the sack just for you!

7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

6. I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk,

5. Some of my favorite toys run on batteries, wink...wink...

4. Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus
calls it...)

3. I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do

2. Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

1. Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowlful of jelly?

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