A Christmas story for the delinquent in all of us.

JokeTribe - THE Best College Humor Archive of Funny Jokes
By Dean Klear

Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
The whole damn family
was as drunk as a louse.

Grandma and Grandpa
were singin' a song,
And the kid was in bed,
floggin' his dong.

Ma home from the cathouse,
And I out of jail,
We had just settled down
for a good piece of tail.

When out on the lawn,
Arose such a clatter,
I sprang off Ma
to see what the fuck was a matter.

Away to the window,
I made a mad dash,
Flew open the shutters
and fell on my ass.

But what to my bloodshot eyes but appear,
A rusty old sled and a dozen rein deer,
And a little old driver holding his dick,
I knew right away it was that bastard St. Nick.

(Santa)"On dasher, on Blitzen,
up over those walls,
"Quickly now, damnit,
or I'll cut off your balls."

Upon the roof,
He floundered and fell,
And came right down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.

He staggered and stumbled
on over to the door,
Tripped over his cock,
And fell on the floor.

And I heard him explain,
As he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all,
It's been a hell of a night."

If you like what we have for you here on JokeTribe, please do consider donating to us. Any amount, even a small one, would truly be helpful.

 

About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.