After dinner, George's dad took him aside and said, "Son, I have to talk
with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30
years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered
much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.
Susan Hoffman is actually your half sister, so I'm afraid you can't
George was brokenhearted. After eight months he started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the
sad news: "Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the
news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm
never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love,
Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
"Hah," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention
to what he says. He's not really your father!"