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Recovering Catholic, WM, 42, with the guilt of a breast fixation, seeks understanding woman for romantic relationship.
-SF Weekly

SWF seeks heavy daddy in big pants. Must have convenience store hours and be unafraid to wear jumpsuit.
-SF Weekly

Warm and sarcastic guy in late 20's wants to take you to a junkyard.
-SF Weekly

My dog and I are alot alike. We're both 35, but look and act younger. We're both fit and trim, have dark hair and eyes, we're handsome, funny, intelligent and like all foods. I don't hump my pillow.
-Bay Area Express

Single white male, early 30's, Bay Area native, fit, kind, nice looking, liberal professional. Seeking an imperfect, intelligent, thin (similar age) female who, like me, has baggage that is small enough to fit under one's seat.
-Bay Area Express

234 yr. old Italian male seeking gorgeous Italian female, 18-24, for romantic dinners, walks & 4-wheel fun.
-Poughkeepsie Journal

Are you an attractive woman with shapely legs, nice figure and a pretty face? He's a man who will treat you well regardless of your personality.
-Detroit Metro Times

SBM is looking for a man who likes to let her toenails grow. Marriage is desired.
-Detroit Metro Times

Baby Maker To women who want babies. I, handsome, WM, will inseminate the natural way.
-Guardian

If you're short/tall, petite/large, young/elderly, blonde/red head/brunette, I'm your man.
-Detroit Metro Times

Seeking sex-loathing insecure woman, terrified of her own body, completely asexual, humorless, narcissistic, for boring conversation, bloody steak dinners, unfiltered Camel smoking marathons, insensitive encounters. Seeker: clitoral-ignorant impotent male.
-SF Weekly

Do you like claustrophoblc spaces? Anti-social young woman seeks someone who hates the light of day. Smokers and drug takers preferred. No vegetarians. I'm mean, nasty and give as good as I get. Any takers?
-Guardian

No Cosmo Readers. Berkeley grad student (24, 5'8", 165lbs, dark hair, eyes, temperament) longs to be seduced by beautiful older woman, 35-ish. My idea of foreplay is getting undressed in front of a mirror. Hobbies include Charlies Angels reruns and baby seal clubbing. You: look great in a bathing suit and can educate me on and off the golf course.
-Guardian

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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.