-SF Weekly
SWF seeks heavy daddy in big pants. Must have convenience store hours and be
unafraid to wear jumpsuit.
-SF Weekly
Warm and sarcastic guy in late 20's wants to take you to a junkyard.
-SF Weekly
My dog and I are alot alike. We're both 35, but look and act younger.
We're both fit and trim, have dark hair and eyes, we're handsome, funny,
intelligent and like all foods. I don't hump my pillow.
-Bay Area Express
Single white male, early 30's, Bay Area native, fit, kind, nice looking,
liberal professional. Seeking an imperfect, intelligent, thin (similar age)
female who, like me, has baggage that is small enough to fit under one's seat.
-Bay Area Express
234 yr. old Italian male seeking gorgeous Italian female, 18-24, for romantic
dinners, walks & 4-wheel fun.
-Poughkeepsie Journal
Are you an attractive woman with shapely legs, nice figure and a pretty face?
He's a man who will treat you well regardless of your personality.
-Detroit Metro Times
SBM is looking for a man who likes to let her toenails grow. Marriage is
desired.
-Detroit Metro Times
Baby Maker To women who want babies. I, handsome, WM, will inseminate the
natural way.
-Guardian
If you're short/tall, petite/large, young/elderly, blonde/red head/brunette,
I'm your man.
-Detroit Metro Times
Seeking sex-loathing insecure woman, terrified of her own body, completely
asexual, humorless, narcissistic, for boring conversation, bloody steak
dinners, unfiltered Camel smoking marathons, insensitive encounters.
Seeker: clitoral-ignorant impotent male.
-SF Weekly
Do you like claustrophoblc spaces? Anti-social young woman seeks someone
who hates the light of day. Smokers and drug takers preferred. No vegetarians.
I'm mean, nasty and give as good as I get. Any takers?
-Guardian
No Cosmo Readers. Berkeley grad student (24, 5'8", 165lbs, dark hair, eyes,
temperament) longs to be seduced by beautiful older woman, 35-ish. My idea of
foreplay is getting undressed in front of a mirror. Hobbies include Charlies
Angels reruns and baby seal clubbing. You: look great in a bathing suit and
can educate me on and off the golf course.
-Guardian