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While taking a shower after a strenuous workout, this scrawny little white dude notices this big black guy, with the hugest muscles he had ever seen come into the bathroom. The black guy looked at him with a real mean face and said, "I have 14 pounds of meat between my legs, 20 pounds of balls and my name is Turner Brown".

Upon hearing this the scrawny white guy fainted. The black man went over, slapped him and tried to wake him up.

 

 
When he finally woke up he was terrified to see the black guy standing over him. "What did you say to me just before I fainted?" the white guy asked, with a quiver in his voice. "I said I have 14 pounds of meat between my legs, 20 pounds of balls and my name is Turner Brown", replied the black guy.

"Whew", said the white guy,......"I thought you said 'turn around.'"

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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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