This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping
sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to
his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making
noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down
on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh... well...ah....
well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him
thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom
says, "Why?!?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door
comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.