Here is my list of hanky codes. It seems to be much more complete
than others I've seen.
| Worn on Left | Color | Worn on Right |
| Wants Oral Sex | Light Blue | Expert at Oral Sex |
| Sixty-niner | Robins Egg Blue | Sixty-niner |
| Cop | Medium Blue | Cop S*cker |
| Genital Torturer | Teal Blue | Genital Torturee |
| Anal Sex, Top | Dark Blue | Anal Sex, Bottom |
| Fister | Red | Fistee |
| Dildo User, Top | Light Pink | Dildo User, Bottom |
| Breast Torturer | Dark Pink | Breast Torturee |
| 2-Handed Fister | Dark Red | 2-Handed Fistee |
| Likes Menstruating Women | Maroon | Menstruating Woman |
| Likes Navel Worshippers | Mauve | Navel Worshipper |
| Likes Armpit Worshippers | Magenta | Armpit Fetish |
| Piercer | Purple | Piercee |
| Likes Drag | Lavendar | In drag |
| Golden Shower Top | Yellow | Golden Shower Bottom |
| Spitter | Pale Yellow | Drool Crazy |
| Has 8" or more | Mustard | Size Queen |
| 2 Looking for 1 | Gold | 1 Looking for 2 |
| Anything Goes | Orange | Not Now, Thanks |
| Two Tons O'Fun | Apricot | Chubby Chaser |
| Foot Fetish Top | Coral | Shrimper |
| A Cowboy | Rust | His Horse |
| Spanker | Fuschia | Spankee |
| Hustler | Kelly Green | John |
| Uniform Top | Olive Drab | Uniform Bottom |
| Daddy | Hunter Green | Daddy Hunter |
| Dines off Tricks | Lime Green | Dinner Plate |
| Rimmer | Beige | Rimmee |
| Scat Top | Brown | Scat Bottom |
| Uncut Possessor | Brown Lace | Likes Uncut |
| Cut Possessor | Brown Satin | Likes Cut |
| Heavy SM Top | Black | Heavy SM Bottom |
| Bondage Top | Gray | Bondage Bottom |
| Latex Fetish Top | Charcoal | Latex Fetish Bottom |
| Owns a Suit | Gray Flannel | Likes Men in Suits |
| Masturbate Me | White | Will Masturbate Both |
| Into Scum Bags | Cream | Eats Scum Bags |
| Shaver | Red/White Stripes | Shavee |
| Likes Black Bottom | Black/White Stripe | Likes Black Tops |
| Likes Latino Bottom | Brown/White Stripe | Likes Latino Tops |
| Likes Oriental Bottom | Yellow/White Strip | Likes Oriental Tops |
| Likes White Bottom | White Lace | Likes White Top |
| Wears Boxer Shorts | Paisley | Likes Boxer Shorts |
| Beastialist, Top | Fur | Beastialist, Bottom |
| Star F*cker | Silver Lame | Star |
| Wants Muscleman Bottom | Gold Lame | Likes Muscleman Top |
| Has Tattoos | Leopard | Likes Tattoos |
| Smokes Cigars | Tan | Likes Cigars |
| Cuddler | Teddy Bear | Cuddlee |
| Chicken | Kewpie Doll | Chicken Hawk |
| Wears a Dirty One | Dirty Jock Strap | Likes them Dirty |
| Has Drugs | Zip-Lock Bag | Wants Drugs |
| Stinks | Kleenex | Sniffs (or has a cold) |
| Gives HOT Motor Oil Massages | Handywipe | Wears It Well |
| Rides a Motorcycle | Chamois | Likes Bikers |
| Bartender | Cocktail Napkin | Bar Groupie |
| Tearoom Top | Doily | Tearoom Bottom |
| Outdoor Sex, Top | Mosquito Netting | Outdoor Sex, Bottom |
| Lover's Out, My Place OK | Toothbrush | Your Place Only |
| Safe sex, Top | Black/White Check | Safe sex, Bottom |
| Safe sex Fister | Red/White Check | Safe sex, Fistee |
| Rubber/Mud, Top | Wine | Rubber/Mud, Bottom |
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
