A cruise ship went down in the Pacific. Three women survived and had
swum to the safety of a typical desert island. They been on the
island for about a fortnight when, one morning, one of the women
found some drift from the wreck that had washed ashore.
Amongst the debris was an antique brass oil lamp. She wiped the grime
from the engraved side of the lamp and suddenly, lo and behold, the
genie of the lamp appeared. The genie granted the woman a wish, as is
the tradition in these situations. The woman wished for 10% more
Instantly her wish was granted, her head spinning with enlightenment
she slipped into the forest, emerged that evening having constructed
a beautiful yacht from the natural resources of the island.
On seeing this success the second woman rubbed the discarded lamp,
rubbed it and was similarly granted a wish. This woman asked for 50%
more intelligence. Awash with insight she swept into the forest to
emerge that evening having built a aeroplane and take off strip, all
from the resources of the island.
Staggered by the escape of her companions, the third woman took the
lamp. The genie appeared. The woman decided to go the whole hog and
asked for the full 100% extra intelligence.
The genie paused, taken aback by the magnitude of his new task. But
without further hesitation he summoned all his powers and granted the
wish. The woman awoke a few minutes later more than a little
surprised to find, upon looking down... a penis.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.