Joe traveled to Spain and wandered into a Madrid restaurant one
night for a late dinner.
He ordered the house specialty and was brought a plate with
potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" Joe
asked.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replied.
"But, what are cojones?" Joe asked.
"Cojones," the waiter explained, "are the testicles of the bull who
lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first Joe was disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he
decided to try this local delicacy. To Joe's amazement, it was
quite delicious. In fact, it was so good, Joe decided to return the
next night and order it again.
This time, the waiter brought out the plate, but the meaty objects
were much smaller.
"What's this?" Joe asked the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replied.
"No, no," Joe objected, "I had cojones yesterday and they were much
bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explained, "the bull does not always lose."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
