How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or in marriage?
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LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - All the other times.
MARRIAGE - What's intercourse?

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you think twice about giving your partner bus money. MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

 
 

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax. MARRIAGE - What's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other just to organize sex. MARRIAGE - when you phone each other to find out what
time your son's game starts.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.

LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..." MARRIAGE - When your farewell is silent.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner. LUST - When you only ever see each other is in the bedroom. MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them. LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them. MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.

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