Confucious Say

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Confucious say:

  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

  • Man with hand in pocket not really crazy just feeling nuts.

  • Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

  • It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

  • Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

  • Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

  • Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

  • Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

  • Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

  • Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  • Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

  • Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

  • Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

  • Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

  • Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

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About JokeTribe

These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.