Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
- "Reach in and grab the giblets."
- "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
- "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
- "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist."
- "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
- "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
- "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her
- "It's cool whip time!"
- "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!
and the number one thing that sounds dirty at Thanksgiving
- "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
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