A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time.
She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a
mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided
that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, she
came upon a Chinese doctor (sex therapist) named Dr. Chang.
When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms, and he
said, "Take off all your crothes and you crawl real fass away from me
across the froor".
She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said,
"Now...you crawl real fass back to me," and she did. Dr. Chang shook his
head and said, "you haf real bad case of Zachary Disease....worse case I
ever see! That why you haf sex probrem".
The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what
Zachary Disease was and he replied,
"Zachary Disease....that when your face look ZACHARY rike your ass!"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.