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Every time Timmy's mom had her boyfriend over, she put Timmy in the closet with his teddy bear. One day, hearing her husband coming up the stairs, she quickly shoved her boyfriend in with Timmy.

"Gee, it's mighty dark in here," Timmy said.
"Yes, it sure is," replied the boyfriend.
"You wanna buy my teddy bear for fifty bucks?" asked
"No way, kid. You're crazy," said the boyfriend.
"I'll scream," said Timmy.
The boyfriend forked over the money.


The next day, Timmy's grandmother came to visit and saw him
thumbing through a wad of money. "Where did you get all that
money, Timmy?" she asked, suspecting that he stole it. Timmy wouldn't say.

"Well, if you won't tell me, you'll have to go to
confession and tell the priest," said Grandma, dragging Timmy off to the church.

As he entered the gloomy confession booth, Timmy said, "Gee,
it's mighty dark in here."

"Are you going to start that shit again?" the priest said.
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These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

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