Gotta love your elders

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Date: 2/23/96 3:25 PM
From: Jennifer Hughes

The following letter was forwarded by someone who
teaches at a junior high school ; the letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.

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Dear Reyer School,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior
citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that someone

 

 
thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would never
let me listen to it. The other day her radio fell and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you.

Sincerely,
Edna Johnston

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