The horse and the chicken

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into
a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm
but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes
back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then
throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives
the car forward saving him from sinking!


A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to

the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said,
"I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width
of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.


The moral of the story:


If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up
chicks.


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