A woman goes to the doctor's, and asks for an intimate examination, on
account that she's getting married in the morning and wants to make
sure everything's OK "down there". The doctor looks at her patient
notes, and then examines her.
"Miss Smith", he says, "there's something wrong with our records, they
say you've been married three times already."
"That's right", she replies.
"But...you're still a virgin!" says the doctor.
"I can explain that", she says, "my first husband was a gynecologist,
and he just wanted to look at it. My second husband was a
psychiatrist, and he just wanted to talk about it. My third husband
was a car mechanic, and well, he just never got around to it."
"So... why do you want an examination?" the doctor asks.
"Because tomorrow I'm getting married to a lawyer, and he's BOUND to