Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
- No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
- Beer has never caused a major war.
- They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
- When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
- Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of beer.
- You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.
- There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.
- You can prove you have a Beer.
- If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
