Jesus smoked

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Old Jesus was always known to have enjoyed more than the occasional tipple of wine, who are we to say that he didn't enjoy a good smoke as well. There is plenty of evidence for this

  1. Jesus ate a lot of bread (obviously he didn't eat toast when he had the munchies as it would have been too much hassle without a toaster in his state)
  2. Feeding the five thousand - One hell of a big smoking session!!!!!!
     
     
  3. Jesus said "Peace" and "love" a lot
  4. give to those who are less fortunate / love thy neighbour both obviously on about joint etiquette

There, and I don't even know the bible!!!!!
I'm sure there are more

Gareth

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