Found on alt.2600
Old Jesus was always known to have enjoyed more than the occasional
tipple of wine, who are we to say that he didn't enjoy a good smoke
as well. There is plenty of evidence for this
- Jesus ate a lot of bread (obviously he didn't eat toast when he had the
munchies as it would have been too much hassle without a toaster in his
state)
- Feeding the five thousand - One hell of a big smoking session!!!!!!
- Jesus said "Peace" and "love" a lot
- give to those who are less fortunate / love thy neighbour both
obviously on about joint etiquette
There, and I don't even know the bible!!!!!
I'm sure there are more
Gareth
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
