The facts of life

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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3
friends. If they're OK, you're it.


Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.


Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.


A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.


It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.


Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.


If you are given on open-book exam, you will forget your book.


COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.


The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.


It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.


Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.


The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid, too.


A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.


Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.


Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.


Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.


Supplement: A .44 Magnum beats 4 aces.


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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.