| Attraction | the act of associating horniness with a particular person. |
| Love at 1st Sight | what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. |
| Dating | the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. |
| Birth Control | avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphram, using a condom, and dating repulsive men. |
| Easy | a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man. |
| Eye Contact | a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many woman have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. |
| Friend | a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. |
| Indifference | a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get." |
| Interesting | a word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking. |
| Irritating Habit | what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. |
| Law of Relationships | the less you care about a given man, the harder he is to get rid of. |
| Law of Relativity | how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is. |
| Nymphomaniac | a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does. |
| Potato Chips | the hor d'oeurves served at a party given by a man. |
| Sober | condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. |