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Comparing men and dogs

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.
You can house-train a dog.
Dogs don't criticize your friends.
Dogs are happy with any video you choose because they know the most important thing is spending time together.
Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.
Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.
Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
No dog ever voted for Clarence Thomas.
Middle-aged dogs won't abandon you for a younger owner.

Why Dogs And Men Are The Same

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both tend to smell riper with age.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither does any dishes.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
Both fart shamelessly.

Why Men Are Better Than Dogs

Men open their own cans.
Holiday Inns accept men.
Men only have 2 feet that can track in mud.
Men can buy you presents.
Dogs have dog breath ALL the time.
Most men don't eat cat turds on the sly.

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