A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady
sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the
men say the following;
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. Imma just tellun my
friend howa to spella Mississippi."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.