The Corruption Test

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The Corruption Test--How Sleazy are You?

  1. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
    1 point
  2. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
    2 points
  3. Ever tried alcohol?
    1 point
  4. Ever been drunk?
    2 points
  5. Ever play drinking games?
    2 points
  6. Ever fall down because you drank too much?
    3 points
  7. Ever drink enough to throw up?
     
     
    4 points
    bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
    1 point
  8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
    5 points
  9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
    8 points
  10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
    5 points
  11. Do you drink regularly, at least 3 times a week?
    3 points
    bonus: 1 point for each additional day (max. 7 points)
  12. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
    4 points
  13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
    4 points for each one tried
  14. Do you do drugs regularly?
    4 points
    bonus: at least 4 times a week
    4 points
  15. Ever bought soft drugs?
    4 points
  16. Ever sell drugs?
    8 points
  17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
    12 points
  18. Ever used barbituates?
    8 points
  19. Ever used hallucinogens?
    8 points
  20. Ever used narcotics?
    10 points
  21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
    8 points
  22. Ever been on a date?
    2 points
  23. Ever been felt up, groped?
    2 points
    bonus: to orgasm
    2 points
  24. Ever had sexual intercourse?
    6 points
    bonus: on 1st date
    2 points
  25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
    5 points
  26. Ever paid for sex?
    8 points
  27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
    4 points
  28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed?
    8 points
  29. Ever engage in oral sex?
    4 points
    bonus: to orgasm
    2 points
  30. Ever engage in anal sex?
    6 points
    bonus: to orgasm
    2 points
  31. Ever engage in the 69 position?
    4 points
  32. Ever contract an STD?
    12 points
  33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
    4 points
  34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
    12 points
  35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
    4 points
  36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
    9 points
  37. Ever had sex in a public place?
    6 points
  38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
    4 points
  39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
    10 points
  40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual gratification?
    8 points
  41. Ever used sex toys?
    6 points
  42. Ever pass out during sex?
    5 points
  43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity?
    4 points
  44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone?
    3 points
  45. Ever bought something in a sex shop?
    3 points
  46. Ever licked or have someone lick
    an eyeball--1 point
    toes---2 points
    ears---1 point
  47. Ever have sex with a relative?
    5 points
  48. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
    6 points
  49. Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
    20 points
  50. Ever been arrested?
    8 points
    bonus: If convicted
    7 points

SCORING

0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21-40 You barely make our scale.

41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.

101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.

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