Two italian brothers were overhead one afternoon....
"Mario, do you like to fuck women with enormous thighs?"
"No Luigi, I don't like fucking women with enormous thighs."
"Then, Mario, do you like to fuck women with really enormous tits?"
"No, Luigi, I don't like fucking women with really enormous tits?"
"Well, Mario, do you like to fuck women with incredibly fat asses?"
"No, Luigi, I don't like fucking women with incredibly fat asses?"
"Then, Mario, why the hell do you keep fucking my wife?"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.