The missionary had brought his religion to the remote village in Africa and
had sternly instructed the natives on the virtures of monogamy.
One day, however, a young wife gave birth to a white baby. The chief stormed
into the missionary's hut. "You have taught us about the sanctity of
marriage," the chief said, "and yet today N'Dawa gave birth to a white child.
As you are the only white man here, the people say you are the father. They
are very angry."
"Chief," the missionary replied, "the baby is not mine, it's an albino." But
the missionary can see that the chief doesn't understand because of the
chief's poor English so the missionary continues, "See the black sheep there?"
he said, pointing to a herd of otherwise white sheep. "It just naturally
Shifting nervously from foot to foot, the chief cleared his throat. "Say no
more, Father," he mumbled. "I won't tell them about N'Dawa if you won't tell
them about the sheep."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.