A little boy and girl were outside playing and they were very competitive.
The little boy said "My wagon's bigger than your wagon!" The little girl
said "No it's not!" The boy said "Is too! Let's measure!" They measured
and the girl said "Oh gosh, it is."
They played some more and the boy said "My daddy can beat up your daddy!"
The girl said "He can not!" The boy said "Can too! Watch!" The two fathers
fight and the little boy's father wins. The girl says "Oh gosh, he can."
They play some more and the little boy smiles and says "I've got something
you don't have!" The little girl says "Do not!" The boy says "Do too! Look!"
He pulls his pants down and shows her.
The little girl starts crying and runs into her house because she keeps
losing. A little while later she comes out with a big smile on her face.
The little boy says "What are you so happy about?" The girl pulls up her
dress and says "My mommy said as long as I have one of these, I can get
as many of those as I want!"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.