Desert Love
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A sex-starved Arab lived in the desert with his camel. He hadn't seen any women for years, so every night he'd try to mount his camel. He'd stand the camel up, and take a running jump at it. But every time he reached the camel, with his dick inches from the camel, the camel would move away. This happened every night for years. The camel would move just at the end of the Arab's run-up.

One day, the Arab was riding about when he found a young woman in the desert, hungry and thirsty. He took her back to his tent, gave

 

 
her food, drink, a bath, and she turned out to be a real beauty.

She came up to him one night and said, "I'm so grateful for everything you've done for me, I'll do anything for you. Name it."

"Okay," said the Arab. "Could you possibly come outside and hold the camel for me?"

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