|What she says...||What she really means...|
| The gas tank is empty || Go fill it up...|
| The trash is full || Take it out|
| The dog is barking || Go outside in the rain in your underwear and see what is wrong.|
| I'm NOT angry || I'm pissed!|
| Are you cold? || Get out of bed and close the window!|
| What do you think of my new hair style? || Say it's beautiful - if you value your life...|
| Tell me the truth about my new dress. || Lie.|
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.