Wifespeak : English Translation Guide

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WIFESPEAKENGLISH EQUIVALENT
You wantYou Want
We Need I Want
It's your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do What You Want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure...Go ahead I don't want you to
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so... Manly You need to shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight Is sex all you think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!! I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights I have flabby thighs
The kitchen is so inconvenient I want a new house
I want new curtains and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
I need wedding shoes the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there No! Hang it there
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? I did something today you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? [Too late, you're dead.]
Yes No
No No
Maybe No
I'm sorry You'll be sorry
Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? Why don't you get out of bed and walk her until she goes to sleep?
I'M NOT YELLING! Yes I'm yelling because I think this is important















THE ANSWER TO "WHATS WRONG?"
The same old thing Nothing
Nothing Everything
Everything I have PMS
Nothing, really Its just that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it Go away, I'm building up steam


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