Mailman goes up to a door the day before Christmas. Woman opens the door.
Naked. Sits mailman on couch. Gives him glass of wine. Takes him to
bedroom. Major whoopee. Takes him to kitchen. Gives him big slice of apple
pie. Takes him to front door. Gives him a dollar. Sends him on his way.
He figures "This will do nicely!"
Mailman goes up to same door day after Christmas. Woman opens door. Dressed.
She says "Hello."
He says "I'm the mailman!!!"
She says "I can see that."
He says "Well, I just wanted to tell you that the other day was
She says "Well, it was really my husband's idea."
He looked confused.
She explains. "The day before Christmas, I was wondering what to do for
several people, and when I asked my husband about what I should do for the
mailman, he said 'FUCK THE MAILMAN! GIVE HIM A DOLLAR!!' But the apple pie
was my idea."