Sexist joke....(for the girls)

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Eve wakes up in the Garden of Eden and looks herself over: Two legs,
two arms, two hands, two feet, three breasts . . .


``Hey God,'' says Eve.


``Yes?''


``I don't get it _ what's with this third breast in the middle of my
chest?It's useless.''


God thinks for a moment, then tells Eve to go back to sleep.


A little while later she wakes up, looks down, and sees that the third
breast is gone. But when she looks up, she notices a man standing in
front of her.


``Hey God,'' says Eve, ``What's that?''


``That's Adam. I made him for you.''


``How did you do that?'' she asks.


God pauses then responds: ``You know that useless tit . . . ''


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