Eve wakes up in the Garden of Eden and looks herself over: Two legs,
two arms, two hands, two feet, three breasts . . .
``Hey God,'' says Eve.
``I don't get it _ what's with this third breast in the middle of my
God thinks for a moment, then tells Eve to go back to sleep.
A little while later she wakes up, looks down, and sees that the third
breast is gone. But when she looks up, she notices a man standing in
front of her.
``Hey God,'' says Eve, ``What's that?''
``That's Adam. I made him for you.''
``How did you do that?'' she asks.
God pauses then responds: ``You know that useless tit . . . ''
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.