A priest & a nun in a motel
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A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when
their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs completed and
it appears that they will have to spend the night in a motel.


The only motel in this town has only one room available so they have a
minor problem.


PRIEST: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll
sleep on the couch and you take the bed.


SISTER: I think that would be okay.


They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later...


SISTER: Father, I'm terribly cold.


PRIEST: Okay, I'll get up and get you a blanket from the closet.


Ten minutes later...


SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold.


PRIEST: Okay Sister, I'll get up and get you another blanket.


Ten minutes later...


SISTER: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would
mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.


PRIEST: You're probably right...........Get up and get your own damn
blanket.


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