The Pickle Slicer

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A man nearing his retirement years came home one day from his job at
the food processing plant. His wife asked, "How was your day?"

"I got fired today," he said with a grin.

"WHAT? What did you do to get fired?"

"Well, I stuck my finger in the pickle slicer."

"Why on earth would you do that? And why are you grinning?" asked the
perplexed wife.

"You know, for years now I've been wanting to do that" he replied,
still grinning.

"But what became of the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, they fired her, too."

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