A man nearing his retirement years came home one day from his job at
the food processing plant. His wife asked, "How was your day?"
"I got fired today," he said with a grin.
"WHAT? What did you do to get fired?"
"Well, I stuck my finger in the pickle slicer."
"Why on earth would you do that? And why are you grinning?" asked the
"You know, for years now I've been wanting to do that" he replied,
"But what became of the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, they fired her, too."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.