It was with much wringing of hands that Rachael discovered her
husband, Hymie, had a mistress. Rachael, however, was not the sort to
kill the goose that lays golden eggs, rather, she decided to find out
what the mistress had that she didn't.
After a long interrogation Hymie finally relented. "Well, to tell you
you the truth, Rachael, you are too cold. When we make love you don't
do anything. You just lay there, where as she moans and groans with
feeling".
"Is that all" thought Rachael, "is that all there is to it?"
That night she dressed in her most alluring lingerie, slipped Hymie a
shot of his favourite cognac and got him into bed.
Half way through the business she decided to give him her most
passionate moans and groans.
"Oh Hymie, darling" she began. "I've had the most terrible day. Our
shares dropped two points. The washing machine broke down. you don't
give me enough housekeeping money........"