One night, a farmer couple is laying in bed and the old man is feeling
frisky, so he rolls over and grabs his wife's breast and says "You
know ma, if these things gave milk, we could get rid of the cow."
His wife (though quite displeased with this remark) said nothing. As
they are messing around some more, the old man grabs his wife's pussy
and says "You know ma, if this thing laid eggs, we could get rid of
the chickens."
This time, the old lady is pissed, so she grabs the old man's dick and
says "Yeah pa, and if this thing got hard, we could get rid of your
brother."
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
