Florida Trip
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Husband and his wife are travelling down to Florida for their winter holiday. The wife is hard of hearing but so vain that she refuses to wear a hearing aid. The husband has made a habit of repeating everything to her.

They stop at a petrol station and the attendant comes to the car and asks, "Fill it up?" Husband replies, "Yes." Wife leans over and says, "What did he say? So the husband says, "He asked it we wanted to fill up and I told him, YES!

The attendant comes back to the window and says to the husband, "I see you folks are from Ohio. What part?" Husband replies, "Cincinnati.

"Again the wife leans over and says, "What did he say?" The patience husband says, "He asked where we are from and I told him Cincinnati!" "Oh!" says the wife.

The attendant is busy cleaning the windscreen and says to the husband, "I was in Cincinnati overnight many years ago. Meet up with a woman and had the worst sex I ever had." Immediately, the wife ask the husband, "What did he say?" The husband replies, "He says he thinks he knows you!!



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