One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper. A man was
walking by and said: "Wow, what a god damn fish!" The Sister said: "Sir, you
shouldn't talk to me like that. I'm a nun." And the man said: "But that's
the name of it, a god damn fish."
So the Sister took the fish back to the rectory, and said: "Mother
Superior, look at the god damn fish I caught." The Mother Superior said:
"Sister, you shouldn't talk like that," And the Sister said: "But Mother
Superior, that's the name of it, a god damn fish."
So the Mother Superior said: "Well, give me the god damn fish and I'll clean
it". While she was cleaning the fish the Monsignor walked in and she said:
"Monsignor, look at the god damn fish that the sister caught". The
Monsignor said: "Mother Superior, you shouldn't talk like that". And the
Mother Superior said: "but that's the name of it, a god damn fish".
So the Monsignor said: "Well, give me the god damn fish and I'll cook it".
That evening, at supper, there was a new priest at the table, and he said:
"Wow,
what a nice fish,"
....and the Sister said "I caught the god damn fish,"
....and Mother Superior said "I cleaned the god damn fish,"
....and the Monsignor said, "I cooked the god damn fish."
And the new priest said "I like this fucking place already"!
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