One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge fish for supper. A man was
walking by and said: "Wow, what a god damn fish!" The Sister said: "Sir, you
shouldn't talk to me like that. I'm a nun." And the man said: "But that's
the name of it, a god damn fish."
So the Sister took the fish back to the rectory, and said: "Mother
Superior, look at the god damn fish I caught." The Mother Superior said:
"Sister, you shouldn't talk like that," And the Sister said: "But Mother
Superior, that's the name of it, a god damn fish."
So the Mother Superior said: "Well, give me the god damn fish and I'll clean
it". While she was cleaning the fish the Monsignor walked in and she said:
"Monsignor, look at the god damn fish that the sister caught". The
Monsignor said: "Mother Superior, you shouldn't talk like that". And the
Mother Superior said: "but that's the name of it, a god damn fish".
So the Monsignor said: "Well, give me the god damn fish and I'll cook it".
That evening, at supper, there was a new priest at the table, and he said:
"Wow,
what a nice fish,"
....and the Sister said "I caught the god damn fish,"
....and Mother Superior said "I cleaned the god damn fish,"
....and the Monsignor said, "I cooked the god damn fish."
And the new priest said "I like this fucking place already"!
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.
