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What guys say...What they mean...
It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
She's kind of cute I want to bang her till I am blue
I don't know if I like her She won't blow me
I need you My hand is tired
I had her I had (wet dreams about) her all week
I really want to get to know you better ...so I can tell my friends about it
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?Is my penis really that small?
You're the only girl I've ever cared about You are the only girl who has not rejected me
I want you back ...for tonight anyway
We've been through so much together If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity
I miss you so much I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good
No, I do not want to dance right now Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on
The break-up should not start for another 24 hoursI want to have sex a few more times
I am different from all the other guys I am not circumsized

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About JokeTribe


These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on to the subscribers of our various jokes lists. Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes. Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text files to html.

If you are certain of the authorship of any of these, email us the author's name along with relevant information on how we can verify that they truly are the author so we can give them the credit that they deserve.