A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor
asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch
us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but
agreed. When the couple had finished, the doctor said, "There
is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse," and he
charged them $32.00 for the office visit.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would
make an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and
leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you
trying to find out?"
The old man replied, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She is married and we can't go to her house. I am married so we
can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $60.00. The
Hilton charges $98.00, we do it here for $32.00, and I get back
$28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."
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