A man's wife asked him to go to the store to buy some
cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find
it closed. He went into a nearby bar to use the vending
machine. At the bar he saw a beautiful woman and
started talking to her. I mean she was a knock out.
She was tall, radiant, and very funny. Well, so they had
a couple of beers, one thing led to another and before
too long, they ended up in her apartment. I mean how
could he resist such a woman. They had the most
incredible, most sensual sexual experience. It was
amazing. After they'd had made love for hours, the
man realized it was 3 a.m. and said, "Oh no,,,,,its so
late, my wife's going to kill me!! Have you got any
She thought to herself, talcum powder. What does he
want with that? But she gave him some anyway,
which he proceeded to rub on his hands and then he
When he got home, his wife was waiting for him in the
doorway, and boy was she ever mad. "Where the hell
have you been?"
"Well, honey, its like this. Honey, you know I love you, I
can't lie to you. I went to the store like you asked, but
they were closed. So I went to the bar to get you
cigarettes out of the vending machine. While I was
there, I met this most amazing woman. She was so
beautiful and, well, we had a few drinks, and then one
thing led to another and I ended going back to her
place and, honey, I'm sorry... I've been unfaithful to
you. I went to bed with another woman."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" exclaimed his
wife. She saw his hands covered with talcum powder
and said, "You damn liar!!! You went bowling again!!"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.