A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks
his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between
potential and reality?"
His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, "I'll display it to
you. "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a
million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've
The kid is puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what
his father means. He asks his mother, "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?" His mother
looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says,
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, "Sis, if someone gave
you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?" His sister
looks up and says, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father and says, "Dad, I think I've figured
it out. "Potentially, we are sitting on two million bucks, but in
reality, we are living with a couple of whores!"
These all are jokes that we've had the good fortune of having other people
email to us or we've retrieved off the Internet. Over time, we've sent them on
to the subscribers of our various jokes lists.
Since we're talking some ten years of managing these emails lists, we've built
up a pretty sizeable (and FUNNY) collection of jokes. They cover pretty much
any category and topic that you can imagine; from clean jokes to dirty jokes
and most everything in between, including the much loved lawyer jokes and the
blonde jokes and the yo mama jokes as well as those redneck jokes.
Remember, we did NOT author them, but we did take the time to convert the text
files to html.