May I Smell Your Crotch

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A guy goes to a bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a stool by the bar. So he saunters over and sits down next to her. After a few moments, he turns to her and very suavely delivers this line: "Excuse me, can I smell your crotch?" The lady turns to him with a look of disgust on her face and snaps "No! Of course you can't! How revolting!"

They sit in silence for a few minutes. Then the guy turns to her again and says: "Hey, lady, are you SURE I can't smell your crotch?" The reply comes: "You disgusting man, you're lucky I don't slap you. The answer is NO." The man says, "Oh, okay. It must be your breath then."
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