The Lucky Duck

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The farmer can't pay his worker for the weeks work until Saturday. So he gives the boy his prized duck and says take it into town and see what you can get for it.

The young lad puts the duck under his arm and starts into town. As he is passing a house, the lady on the porch calls" I'll give you something really nice for that duck."

The young lad goes in and fucks her. When they are done she says" Give me another fuck and I'll give the duck back?" He does!

He goes by another house nearer town and another lady says she will fuck him for the duck. As he approaches the porch, her boyfriend jumps out and offers $5.00 to not fuck his girlfriend. The boy accepts!


Having made five dollars and gotten laid twice, he starts back home to the farm with the duck safely tucked under his arm. A truck comes by and hits the duck. Really fucks it up, but doesn't kill it. The trucker felt bad, so he gave the boy $10.00 for fucking up his duck.

When the boy gets back to the farm, the farmer asked him how he made out. The young lad responds.....

Not bad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, five bucks for not fucking for the duck, ten dollars for a fucked up duck and I still got the fucking DUCK

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