Going to Heaven

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Teacher was asking her class of six-year olds about how they thought they would go to heaven. Little Melissa said" If you are very good, you will go to heaven when you die". "Very good Melissa," said the teacher "how about you Carol? How do you think you will go to heaven?". Melissa replied, "I will go to heaven head first."

"Head first?" the teacher asked. "Yes. When you die, you will go to


heaven head first, because you will be climbing up." The teacher, leaving the answer at that asked little Johnny, who replied, " I will go to heaven feet first." "FEET FIRST?!" "Yes, when I went into mommy and daddy's room last night, mommy had her feet in the air and she was shouting "Oh God, I'm comming! I'm comming!"
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